Saturday, November 20, 2010

Saturday Funnies....

Two cowboys from Texas walk into a roadhouse to wash the trail dust from their throats. 

They stand at the bar drinking and talking about current cattle prices.

Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough. After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress. 

One of the cowboys looks at her and says, "Kin ya swaller?" The woman shakes her head, no. "Kin ya breathe?" The woman begins to turn blue and shakes her head. The cowboy walks over to the woman, lifts up the back of her dress, yanks down her panties, and runs his tongue all over her butt cheeks in a circular motion. The woman is so shocked, that she has a violent spasm and the obstruction flies out of her mouth. 

As she begins to breathe again, the cowboy walks slowly back to the bar and takes a drink from his beer. 
His partner says, "Ya know, I'd heard of that there 'Hind Lick Maneuver,' but I ain't never seen nobody do it."

16 comments:

  1. Hahaha!!! Thanks for the laugh this morning!!

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  2. Hahaha! That is too cute. I'll have to share that with everyone at the nursing home. They appreciate the sick humor. Lol!

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  3. OMG! That was hysterical! LOVE it!

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  4. OMG! Hilarious! I'm calling my crazy brother right now! LOL

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  5. HAHA Java 1 Rest Of Us 0,...dat was great !!!

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  6. ROFL!! I actually had heard that one before but totally forgot it. Thanks for the laugh!

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  7. Very funny! Love your Buddha quote at the top. Just became a follower (over 40). You have a fun blog and fun is good! Hope you will visit my blog. http://10stepstofindingyourhappyplace.blogspot.com/

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  8. ps--My mother was in the fashion industry and modeled for years, into her 50's. And this was way back when.... So you go, girl! (Beautiful pictures!)

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  9. Java...I'm your newest follower!! And...yes...I'm sharing this joke with all my elderly patients asap!! This was too funny :) I'll be back!

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  10. Oh My gosh! Hilarious!!!!! Nancy from Ohio

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